Another Way to Die, Part 1

Short post today, something that occured to me a while back, and haven't bothered to put down till today.

How can WildThings die? Or at least, end up in excruciating pain?

For this chapter:

1. Find a pile of sand, and baptise it to find a Stargazer.
   
2. In order to see how big the guy actually is, use your boots to dig it out. Ensure that pectoral fins are kicked as well. For good measure, get the stargazer to flick a couple of times to get away from you.
   
3. If you are really daring, stick fingers, toes or other appendages near the stargazer to tempt it.
   

We have footage of Alvin and Ria doing precisely as above, and thank heavens nothing untoward came out of it. Hopefully Murphy and his Law will avoid us like the plague. Stupoks is bad enough.