Mankind Loves Death
just randomly thought of that, while i saw this star cruises flyer on my dad's computer desktop. a simple montage, a couple of shells here and there, suggesting to people to go on a cruise where they wouldn't see any live shells. ok, i don't know, i'm guessing.
but in reality, mankind loves death more than life. why do i say so? purty advertisements all the time, have white sandy beaches which are to inviting to probably over 90% of the world's population, while maybe 9% hate getting sand anywhere near them, and it takes jokers like divers and the WildThings (TM, R, P, C) to love the alternative beaches with LIVE shells.
the general human population wouldn't enjoy going barefoot to the beaches with life, because they would go, "walk walk walk OUCH walk walk OUCH OUCH OUCH". on the other hand, divers and WildThings don't even go to beaches barefoot. heck, the beaches we visit, would be, "walk walk CRUNCH CRUNCH" variety...
couple of differences, let's see if i can come up with a top 10 list...
How DWTs (divers and WildThings) are different from Regular Human Beans...
10. DWTs rather NOT walk obscene distances on beaches.
9. DWTs come across "coarse sand grains" more often than the rest of the human population.
8. DWTs come across crunchy sand practically all the time, by choice. coral rubble!
7. DWTs would be happy to come across shells with living specimens in them.
6. DWTs would not be tempted to eat live shells of ANY type, in the name of science.
5. DWTs have less injury because they don't go barefoot.
4. DWTs would get injured more often walking around.
3. DWTs would be far less likely to die from stupoks-induced gastronomical ingestion of the stuff living in shells than regular human beans.
2. DWTs know that shellfish aren't fish.
1. DWTs do actual work, instead of talk, talk, talk...
but in reality, mankind loves death more than life. why do i say so? purty advertisements all the time, have white sandy beaches which are to inviting to probably over 90% of the world's population, while maybe 9% hate getting sand anywhere near them, and it takes jokers like divers and the WildThings (TM, R, P, C) to love the alternative beaches with LIVE shells.
the general human population wouldn't enjoy going barefoot to the beaches with life, because they would go, "walk walk walk OUCH walk walk OUCH OUCH OUCH". on the other hand, divers and WildThings don't even go to beaches barefoot. heck, the beaches we visit, would be, "walk walk CRUNCH CRUNCH" variety...
couple of differences, let's see if i can come up with a top 10 list...
How DWTs (divers and WildThings) are different from Regular Human Beans...
10. DWTs rather NOT walk obscene distances on beaches.
9. DWTs come across "coarse sand grains" more often than the rest of the human population.
8. DWTs come across crunchy sand practically all the time, by choice. coral rubble!
7. DWTs would be happy to come across shells with living specimens in them.
6. DWTs would not be tempted to eat live shells of ANY type, in the name of science.
5. DWTs have less injury because they don't go barefoot.
4. DWTs would get injured more often walking around.
3. DWTs would be far less likely to die from stupoks-induced gastronomical ingestion of the stuff living in shells than regular human beans.
2. DWTs know that shellfish aren't fish.
1. DWTs do actual work, instead of talk, talk, talk...
1 Comments:
DWTs would do obscene things to get to natural beaches. Walking is perhaps not one of them, but we would if we had to. We much prefer manly amphibious landing, even if it means hazards like hydroids and stingrays.
Not sure about us not eating snails. But we sure know (or learn to know) which ones NOT to play with (e.g., cone shells)
DWTs less injury?...hmmm...our record is not very good on that score.
But whatever it is, DWTs do have MORE fun!
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